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No matter who you have relationships with, you like to learn more about them. Whether they be a friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, or even a family member, you want to know as much about them as possible.

There are numerous ways to get to know people better. Finding out about their interests is one of the best ways to start. This can be tricky to do though.

Now you can take the serious approach, or you can be much more lighthearted about your whole approach. One way to be lighthearted is to ask questions that are funny and will have interesting answers. You just work any of the questions in on the conversations you normally have with the people. Just a question here and there.

Make sure not to just ask one question after the other, this will make the person you asking them to feel uncomfortable. Be careful to go slowly and just gradually slip in questions every so often. This way they will like answering the questions and you can have more fun asking them.

Below are some “funny questions to ask” so you can get started even though you might find of your own along the way.

Random Funny Questions to Ask

1. Why is there a Dairy Queen but not a Burger Queen?
2. Why doesn’t a dog meow instead of bark? Why don’t cats bark?
3. Why doesn’t a brown cow give brown milk?
4. Do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Do white chickens lay white eggs?
5. Why is water clear instead of cloudy?
6. How does an Ouija board work? With a magnet?
7. Why are wieners called hot dogs? Do they have dogs in them? Are they really “hot”?
8. Why is it called peanut butter does it have butter in it?
9. Why is it called hamburger meat, is there ham in it?
10. Why do people think of funny questions to ask other people instead of serious ones?
11. Why is computer information measured in bytes and not bites?
12. Why isn’t printing called writing and writing called printing?
13. Why is it considered health insurance, when you are sick most of the time when you use it?
14. Do you cringe while writing funny questions?

Funny Questions to Ask Someone (Friends)

1. Why are elephants gray and why do they have big ears?
2. Why is a ham (the pork kind) called a ham?
3. What happens to stars when they burn out?
4. What is the lint in your navel called?
5. Is there a name for that light that comes on when you open the refrigerator?
6. Why is knitting done with two needles?
7. Do mice like cats better than cats like mice?
8. When potato chips break so easy and why are the majority of them packaged in bags?

Funny Questions to Ask People

Also see our original post: Funny Questions to Ask People

1. What is the worst thing you ever forgot?
2. If there are bad hair days, do you have any bad body days?
3. Why do birds fly instead of walk? Would they get tired walking?
4. Why do hippos walk instead of fly? (I think I am glad they can’t fly though.)
5. Are you using your brain or did you borrow one?
6. Does your voice always sound that strange?
7. Do you like raw sushi? (It is not cooked right for me!)
8. Why when someone makes us laugh we say they crack us up?
9. When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?
10. Can you hold your eyes open while sneezing?
11. What do you think a funny question should be about?
12. Read any written books lately?
13. Who washed clothes for the first time?
14. Do you read when you are in the bathroom? If so what type of reading material?
15. Why does chocolate taste so very delicious?
16. Why are marshmallows soft and white?
17. Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

1. Does your hair always look that way?
2. Do your hips always wiggle in that fashion when you walk?
3. Does your hair always bounce and shine that way?
4. Why does the moon symbolize romance instead of the sun?
5. Why are your eyes closed when you kiss me? Do I look bad (I am not sure I want an answer to this though)?

Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend

1. Did you get those hairs transplanted to your chest?
2. Why do we go to a romantic movie and then spend the whole time kissing? Why don’t we just skip the movie?
3. Why do blonds have more fun? Does the lack of color in the hair allow the brain to have more fun?
4. Do your eyes always have that glazed look or just after a night on the town?
5. Do you have a heart beating in that chest of yours or is that a drum?

You can see how much fun these questions to ask can be. Some of them would make people scratch their heads, while other questions would make people howl with laughter.

So ask away with them but in a way that is non-threatening and make sure to keep it fun. Make up a few questions of your own to ask people. You can also try reading our other post: Questions to Ask a Guy or Questions to Ask a Girl. These questions will give you a great start, though.

When you are in a silly mood, it is easy to have fun. You laugh easily at thing going on in the world around you. People even seem more enjoyable to be around than usual. It is also easy to find yourself asking people funny questions that you would not normally ask.

These questions are often about everyday mundane things looked at in a different light. An example of this would be “Why is a giant big and not small?”

You can have fun asking people these funny questions. It is like playing party games but it does not have to be a party to do so. Below are some questions

After reading this post, feel free to get more questions such as questions to ask your boyfriend or questions to ask a girl.

Funny questions to ask people:

1. Why are there always hurricanes and not ever any himmicanes?
2. Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?
3. Why is it 2 hands but 2 feet and not 2 foots?
4. How many words begin with q that aren’t followed by u?
5. How many words are in the English language?
6. Why is it called hairspray? Does it contain hair?
7. Have you fed your computer mouse any bytes today?
8. If you burn something to a CD, why doesn’t it catch on fire?
9. Why do you knit with two needles, but crochet with one hook?
10. Why is it called a MoonPie? Does it have part of the moon in it?
11. Is Congress the opposite of progress?
12. Do you know any funny questions?
13. Ever try selling something back to a telemarketer?
14. If all those psychics are truly psychic, why don’t they leave us a message instead of having us call them?
15. Are you sleeping?
16. What would a dog do if they caught their tail when chasing it?
17. If you have a bad daydream is it called a daymare?
18. Why do we park in the driveway?
19. Why do we drive on a parkway?
20. If there is cold storage, is there also hot storage?
21. Do fish swim backwards?
22. Why does is rain cats and dogs instead of cows and sheep?
23. Why can you spin yarn (thread) or spin a yarn (story)?
24. Why is a man, male and a woman (wo-man), female (fe-male)? 2 extra letters…does that mean something?
25. Why if you are tired you are all pooped out?
26. What is your best forgotten memory?
27. Why do we only watch TV? Don’t we have to listen to it too?
28. Why do we dust the furniture to remove dust?
29. What events can’t you remember in your life?
30. Why do buses not have seat belts?
31. How can time fly does it have wings?
32. Would we rather have global cooling instead of global warming?
33. Do airplanes fly backwards?
34. Where is the any key on a computer keyboard?
35. Why are crazy people called basket cases?
36. Why does the moon look magnified sometimes?
37. Why do cats purr?
38. How do our computers go into sleep mode?
39. When having your mind read by a psychic, are all your words spelled right?

So now that you have a boyfriend, you are searching for ideas for valentines day for him. Are you wondering what you and your boyfriend can have fun doing together that you can plan?

You are probably looking through the magazines at different ideas to see if they would be good choices.

Are you trying to find something that will “WOW” him. This can be difficult at times. You may have to even ask him a few leading questions to get some ideas. You definitely want to plan something that he will love! Below are some valentine’s day ideas that may help you though.

Cute valentines ideas for a boyfriend:

Camping

If he is the outdoors type, plan a camping trip. Go to either a favorite lake or the mountains. You can make the reservations and even get the gear together to go. Have your car all packed to go when he comes over. Tell him that you taking him on an adventure.

Sporting Events

Get tickets to his favorite team’s game. He will love going to the game with you. And have all the food you buy at the ballgame your treat too. This will make him feel so appreciated. It is hard sometimes for the guys to come up with the cash for the dates, so this will say you really appreciate those times.

Video Game Night

You can always rent him the latest game for his video game system. You can plan on a video game night where you have snacks, and compete against him in the game or games that night. If you don’t understand how to play have your boyfriend show you how.

The Music He Likes

You could have a night centered around the music that he likes to listen to. Have several CDs from various groups or artists, that he likes and play them while you sit and cuddle on the couch and talk.

Cards

Playing cards is a great thing to do as valentines get together. You can play poker and have all sorts of strange bets. This could turn into a lot of fun for the evening.

Watch a Movie

Rent his favorite movie and have valentine decorated snacks. Watch the movie and have a fun movie night at home. You could instead take him out to a movie theater to watch a movie too. Find out which new movie is showing that he really wants to see.

Cook or Bake Something

Cook a romantic dinner for two. Investigate first the foods he likes so you can make all of his favorites. Even ask one of his relatives for a special recipe he likes. You could also bake his favorite dessert to go with this.

Hiking or Mountain Climbing

Maybe you two like to go hiking or mountain climbing. These are activities that can be done romantically as it pertains to Valentine’s Day when planned correctly.

Conclusion

This list of valentines ideas are just a fraction of the things you could do with your boyfriend. There are many more ideas that you can come up with that will be unique for your relationship.

The main thing is to do something with your boyfriend that you both will enjoying doing together for Valentine’s Day. Have fun with this and see what you can think up.

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