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No matter who you have relationships with, you like to learn more about them. Whether they be a friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, or even a family member, you want to know as much about them as possible.

There are numerous ways to get to know people better. Finding out about their interests is one of the best ways to start. This can be tricky to do though.

Now you can take the serious approach, or you can be much more lighthearted about your whole approach. One way to be lighthearted is to ask questions that are funny and will have interesting answers. You just work any of the questions in on the conversations you normally have with the people. Just a question here and there.

Make sure not to just ask one question after the other, this will make the person you asking them to feel uncomfortable. Be careful to go slowly and just gradually slip in questions every so often. This way they will like answering the questions and you can have more fun asking them.

Below are some “funny questions to ask” so you can get started even though you might find of your own along the way.

Random Funny Questions to Ask

1. Why is there a Dairy Queen but not a Burger Queen?
2. Why doesn’t a dog meow instead of bark? Why don’t cats bark?
3. Why doesn’t a brown cow give brown milk?
4. Do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Do white chickens lay white eggs?
5. Why is water clear instead of cloudy?
6. How does an Ouija board work? With a magnet?
7. Why are wieners called hot dogs? Do they have dogs in them? Are they really “hot”?
8. Why is it called peanut butter does it have butter in it?
9. Why is it called hamburger meat, is there ham in it?
10. Why do people think of funny questions to ask other people instead of serious ones?
11. Why is computer information measured in bytes and not bites?
12. Why isn’t printing called writing and writing called printing?
13. Why is it considered health insurance, when you are sick most of the time when you use it?
14. Do you cringe while writing funny questions?

Funny Questions to Ask Someone (Friends)

1. Why are elephants gray and why do they have big ears?
2. Why is a ham (the pork kind) called a ham?
3. What happens to stars when they burn out?
4. What is the lint in your navel called?
5. Is there a name for that light that comes on when you open the refrigerator?
6. Why is knitting done with two needles?
7. Do mice like cats better than cats like mice?
8. When potato chips break so easy and why are the majority of them packaged in bags?

Funny Questions to Ask People

Also see our original post: Funny Questions to Ask People

1. What is the worst thing you ever forgot?
2. If there are bad hair days, do you have any bad body days?
3. Why do birds fly instead of walk? Would they get tired walking?
4. Why do hippos walk instead of fly? (I think I am glad they can’t fly though.)
5. Are you using your brain or did you borrow one?
6. Does your voice always sound that strange?
7. Do you like raw sushi? (It is not cooked right for me!)
8. Why when someone makes us laugh we say they crack us up?
9. When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?
10. Can you hold your eyes open while sneezing?
11. What do you think a funny question should be about?
12. Read any written books lately?
13. Who washed clothes for the first time?
14. Do you read when you are in the bathroom? If so what type of reading material?
15. Why does chocolate taste so very delicious?
16. Why are marshmallows soft and white?
17. Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

1. Does your hair always look that way?
2. Do your hips always wiggle in that fashion when you walk?
3. Does your hair always bounce and shine that way?
4. Why does the moon symbolize romance instead of the sun?
5. Why are your eyes closed when you kiss me? Do I look bad (I am not sure I want an answer to this though)?

Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend

1. Did you get those hairs transplanted to your chest?
2. Why do we go to a romantic movie and then spend the whole time kissing? Why don’t we just skip the movie?
3. Why do blonds have more fun? Does the lack of color in the hair allow the brain to have more fun?
4. Do your eyes always have that glazed look or just after a night on the town?
5. Do you have a heart beating in that chest of yours or is that a drum?

You can see how much fun these questions to ask can be. Some of them would make people scratch their heads, while other questions would make people howl with laughter.

So ask away with them but in a way that is non-threatening and make sure to keep it fun. Make up a few questions of your own to ask people. You can also try reading our other post: Questions to Ask a Guy or Questions to Ask a Girl. These questions will give you a great start, though.

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When you are in a silly mood, it is easy to have fun. You laugh easily at thing going on in the world around you. People even seem more enjoyable to be around than usual. It is also easy to find yourself asking people funny questions that you would not normally ask.

These questions are often about everyday mundane things looked at in a different light. An example of this would be “Why is a giant big and not small?”

You can have fun asking people these funny questions. It is like playing party games but it does not have to be a party to do so. Below are some questions

After reading this post, feel free to get more questions such as questions to ask your boyfriend or questions to ask a girl.

Funny questions to ask people:

1. Why are there always hurricanes and not ever any himmicanes?
2. Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?
3. Why is it 2 hands but 2 feet and not 2 foots?
4. How many words begin with q that aren’t followed by u?
5. How many words are in the English language?
6. Why is it called hairspray? Does it contain hair?
7. Have you fed your computer mouse any bytes today?
8. If you burn something to a CD, why doesn’t it catch on fire?
9. Why do you knit with two needles, but crochet with one hook?
10. Why is it called a MoonPie? Does it have part of the moon in it?
11. Is Congress the opposite of progress?
12. Do you know any funny questions?
13. Ever try selling something back to a telemarketer?
14. If all those psychics are truly psychic, why don’t they leave us a message instead of having us call them?
15. Are you sleeping?
16. What would a dog do if they caught their tail when chasing it?
17. If you have a bad daydream is it called a daymare?
18. Why do we park in the driveway?
19. Why do we drive on a parkway?
20. If there is cold storage, is there also hot storage?
21. Do fish swim backwards?
22. Why does is rain cats and dogs instead of cows and sheep?
23. Why can you spin yarn (thread) or spin a yarn (story)?
24. Why is a man, male and a woman (wo-man), female (fe-male)? 2 extra letters…does that mean something?
25. Why if you are tired you are all pooped out?
26. What is your best forgotten memory?
27. Why do we only watch TV? Don’t we have to listen to it too?
28. Why do we dust the furniture to remove dust?
29. What events can’t you remember in your life?
30. Why do buses not have seat belts?
31. How can time fly does it have wings?
32. Would we rather have global cooling instead of global warming?
33. Do airplanes fly backwards?
34. Where is the any key on a computer keyboard?
35. Why are crazy people called basket cases?
36. Why does the moon look magnified sometimes?
37. Why do cats purr?
38. How do our computers go into sleep mode?
39. When having your mind read by a psychic, are all your words spelled right?

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In the first few dates of a new relationship you are trying to get to know each other. You want to know their personality along with their likes and dislikes.

They should want to learn the same things about you. It is quite easy to ask questions during the regular conversation that gives you information like this.

The basics are usually always covered in the first few questions.

This information normally includes with where they live (if you didn’t know already), what there basic personality is, and what is there job all about (or what they are majoring in at school).

With this information you start to begin to know who they are. They should be wondering the same information on you. But gradually work into asking for this information so you don’t come across like a steamroller.

Then you can in your mind have some questions that you would like answered. Don’t write them down and carry them with you though. This will make them feel like they are being interviewed instead of on a date.

Below are a few random fun questions you can use to get to know a date or anyone else for that fact.

Questions To Get To Know Someone:

1. What do you like to do to have a good time? You may find that they like to do the same things that you do for fun.

2. What one thing have made you laugh harder than any other event in your life? Maybe you have a similar funny story to tell about your own life.

3. Do you have any fun crafts or hobbies that you participate in? This is a great question to find out if you have interests in common. Maybe you paint and they possibly could too.

4. What is your most favorite meal to eat? Keep the answer to this filed away it will come in handy for a special homemade dinner.

5. When was the last time you went to the amusement park? It may have been years and a memory they love to think about.

6. What type of music makes you want to dance? Who knows they make like the same genre of music you do. What a great date to go dancing together!

7. When you surf the Internet what type of sites do you visit? They could just be on the same social networking site you belong to.

8. Do you like to go camping and/or fishing? Another great date moment this would make for both of you to share.

9. Whose your favorite comedic actor/actress? Also what is your favorite role that you’ve seen them play? You may both get a good laugh from the answers.

10. If you do like to fish, what is your funniest fish story? Did you ever hook a duck instead of a fish like I did once?

11. What is the strangest date you ever went on? You will just hope it is not one that you went on with them!

12. What is your fondest moment that you can recall with your family? This could bring up a fun family vacation or get together.

13. What place have you visited makes you smile when you think of it? This place might be some place they vacationed or a visited a relative at,

14. What does the word happy mean to you? This could have all sorts of meanings to people. Their answers let you look into their very souls sometimes.

15. Do you enjoy quiet moments just sitting and watching the hustle bustle of the world go by, or do you need to be in all that confusion to be happy? This will tell you whether they like being busy all the time or not.

16. Are you the type of person to work with your hands like in gardening or woodworking, or do you hate manual labor unless you are in an air-conditioned gym? You may just have something in common on this one.

17. What TV program from your youth do you still quote lines from? This should have some fond thoughts connected to it.

As you go on with your dating relationship you will have other questions come up that you want to ask. You may not agree with some of the questions here and that is fine.

These questions are just to give some idea of some of the fun things you can ask to get to know a person better. Most of these questions in fact work with all people not just dates.

For more good questions to get to know someone, simply download your free copy of the 100 Questions Before Marriage sample eBook, or get the 1000 Questions For Couples by relationship expert Michael Webb.

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