100 Questions Before Marriage Blog

Hanging with your friends or other people is a great way to have fun. During this you may decide to have some fun by finding out so fun things about the people you’re with. This can be done through playing games, talking, walking together, or asking questions.

Some questions that people will ask though are not fun. They are serious and boring. These types of questions no one has fun answering. Others can be rather stupid or fun to ask. The answers can be entertaining for the whole crowd.

What you can’t think of any stupid questions? You are in luck because below are some examples of them. Feel free to have fun with these the next time you get together with your crowd or other people.

Stupid Questions to Ask:

1-10

1.  Why are ants so little and elephants so very large?
2. Why is a question mark shaped the way it is?
3. Why is water wet instead of dry?
4. Why do humans walk on their feet instead of their hands?
5. Why is the world round instead of square?
6. What is the square root of 999,999,999,999?
7. How many nose hairs have you pulled out in a month?
8. Are your elbows rough like mine or are they more like Harvey’s?
9. How can you have hard and soft water, it is all liquid?
10. If the light from the sun is called sunshine, why isn’t the light from the moon called moonshine?

11-20

11. Why do strawberries have their name, do they bloom on straw?
12. Have you ever traveled the next galaxy? If so how is the scenery?
13. Is there a question that has not been asked in the world somewhere?
14. What would happen if the world started spinning backwards?
15. Does the universe really give us what we order?
16. Why are three strikes in a row, in bowling, called a turkey?
17. Do male fish have dry dreams?
18. Are you awake?
19. Do you really think it is fun to answer stupid questions?
20. What have you forgot to remember over the years?

21-30

21. What is the longest word in the English language? Can you spell it backwards?
22. How many words can be spelled the same way backwards as forwards?
23. Where do fairies come from?
24. How many different ringtones are there in existence right now?
25. How many models of cell phones can you name?
26. Why do people ask if how you are? They never really want the honest answer!
27. What is the most abnormal normal thing you have done?
28. Nac uoy dear sith? Yes this is typed the way I meant it.
29. Is there a permanent cure for writer’s block?
30. What is green and yellow and walks backwards? I don’t know either!

31-40

31. How many things out there just a dollar these days after tax?
32. How many words can be legally played on a scrabble game board?
33. How many Internet gaming sites are there?
34. How many stupid questions to ask people can you think of?
35. Why are you asking me questions?
36. Why have fish not evolved to walk on the earth yet?
37. Can you solve the Rubik’s cube?
38. Why when you have a problem do you say you are in a jam?
39. Why do we say the refrigerator is running?
40. Why women tend to talk all at the same time? Are they listening to each other?

41-50

41. Why do men have problems multi-tasking?
42. Why don’t humans have all the same eye or hair color?
43. Is gun powder made from ground up guns?
44. Where does dirt come from?
45. Why when we are in a bad mood it is called “Being out of sorts”?
46. Why don’t all poems rhyme?
47. When was the first chair ever made? What was it made from?
48. Why doing women get made when men are playing games with them, aren’t games fun?
49. When was toilet paper invented?
50. How many uses actually exist for Duct Tape?

51-54

51. Have you ever really met yourself coming and going?
52. How many items does QVC sell in a year?
53. Why does corn grows in ears?
54. Why is the White House white instead of another color?

You and your crowd can just howl at the answers, or have fun figuring out the answers to these questions. These are just a few of the questions that can be asked. Many more can be thought of by you and your friends. The number is limitless. Get together with your buddies and each one of you make a list of stupid questions and then ask away. Or you can read on our other post: Funny Questions to Ask People

No matter who you have relationships with, you like to learn more about them. Whether they be a friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, or even a family member, you want to know as much about them as possible.

There are numerous ways to get to know people better. Finding out about their interests is one of the best ways to start. This can be tricky to do though.

Now you can take the serious approach, or you can be much more lighthearted about your whole approach. One way to be lighthearted is to ask questions that are funny and will have interesting answers. You just work any of the questions in on the conversations you normally have with the people. Just a question here and there.

Make sure not to just ask one question after the other, this will make the person you asking them to feel uncomfortable. Be careful to go slowly and just gradually slip in questions every so often. This way they will like answering the questions and you can have more fun asking them.

Below are some “funny questions to ask” so you can get started even though you might find of your own along the way.

Random Funny Questions to Ask

1. Why is there a Dairy Queen but not a Burger Queen?
2. Why doesn’t a dog meow instead of bark? Why don’t cats bark?
3. Why doesn’t a brown cow give brown milk?
4. Do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Do white chickens lay white eggs?
5. Why is water clear instead of cloudy?
6. How does an Ouija board work? With a magnet?
7. Why are wieners called hot dogs? Do they have dogs in them? Are they really “hot”?
8. Why is it called peanut butter does it have butter in it?
9. Why is it called hamburger meat, is there ham in it?
10. Why do people think of funny questions to ask other people instead of serious ones?
11. Why is computer information measured in bytes and not bites?
12. Why isn’t printing called writing and writing called printing?
13. Why is it considered health insurance, when you are sick most of the time when you use it?
14. Do you cringe while writing funny questions?

Funny Questions to Ask Someone (Friends)

1. Why are elephants gray and why do they have big ears?
2. Why is a ham (the pork kind) called a ham?
3. What happens to stars when they burn out?
4. What is the lint in your navel called?
5. Is there a name for that light that comes on when you open the refrigerator?
6. Why is knitting done with two needles?
7. Do mice like cats better than cats like mice?
8. When potato chips break so easy and why are the majority of them packaged in bags?

Funny Questions to Ask People

Also see our original post: Funny Questions to Ask People

1. What is the worst thing you ever forgot?
2. If there are bad hair days, do you have any bad body days?
3. Why do birds fly instead of walk? Would they get tired walking?
4. Why do hippos walk instead of fly? (I think I am glad they can’t fly though.)
5. Are you using your brain or did you borrow one?
6. Does your voice always sound that strange?
7. Do you like raw sushi? (It is not cooked right for me!)
8. Why when someone makes us laugh we say they crack us up?
9. When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?
10. Can you hold your eyes open while sneezing?
11. What do you think a funny question should be about?
12. Read any written books lately?
13. Who washed clothes for the first time?
14. Do you read when you are in the bathroom? If so what type of reading material?
15. Why does chocolate taste so very delicious?
16. Why are marshmallows soft and white?
17. Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

1. Does your hair always look that way?
2. Do your hips always wiggle in that fashion when you walk?
3. Does your hair always bounce and shine that way?
4. Why does the moon symbolize romance instead of the sun?
5. Why are your eyes closed when you kiss me? Do I look bad (I am not sure I want an answer to this though)?

Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend

1. Did you get those hairs transplanted to your chest?
2. Why do we go to a romantic movie and then spend the whole time kissing? Why don’t we just skip the movie?
3. Why do blonds have more fun? Does the lack of color in the hair allow the brain to have more fun?
4. Do your eyes always have that glazed look or just after a night on the town?
5. Do you have a heart beating in that chest of yours or is that a drum?

You can see how much fun these questions to ask can be. Some of them would make people scratch their heads, while other questions would make people howl with laughter.

So ask away with them but in a way that is non-threatening and make sure to keep it fun. Make up a few questions of your own to ask people. You can also try reading our other post: Questions to Ask a Guy or Questions to Ask a Girl. These questions will give you a great start, though.

When you are in a silly mood, it is easy to have fun. You laugh easily at thing going on in the world around you. People even seem more enjoyable to be around than usual. It is also easy to find yourself asking people funny questions that you would not normally ask.

These questions are often about everyday mundane things looked at in a different light. An example of this would be “Why is a giant big and not small?”

You can have fun asking people these funny questions. It is like playing party games but it does not have to be a party to do so. Below are some questions

After reading this post, feel free to get more questions such as questions to ask your boyfriend or questions to ask a girl.

Funny questions to ask people:

1. Why are there always hurricanes and not ever any himmicanes?
2. Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?
3. Why is it 2 hands but 2 feet and not 2 foots?
4. How many words begin with q that aren’t followed by u?
5. How many words are in the English language?
6. Why is it called hairspray? Does it contain hair?
7. Have you fed your computer mouse any bytes today?
8. If you burn something to a CD, why doesn’t it catch on fire?
9. Why do you knit with two needles, but crochet with one hook?
10. Why is it called a MoonPie? Does it have part of the moon in it?
11. Is Congress the opposite of progress?
12. Do you know any funny questions?
13. Ever try selling something back to a telemarketer?
14. If all those psychics are truly psychic, why don’t they leave us a message instead of having us call them?
15. Are you sleeping?
16. What would a dog do if they caught their tail when chasing it?
17. If you have a bad daydream is it called a daymare?
18. Why do we park in the driveway?
19. Why do we drive on a parkway?
20. If there is cold storage, is there also hot storage?
21. Do fish swim backwards?
22. Why does is rain cats and dogs instead of cows and sheep?
23. Why can you spin yarn (thread) or spin a yarn (story)?
24. Why is a man, male and a woman (wo-man), female (fe-male)? 2 extra letters…does that mean something?
25. Why if you are tired you are all pooped out?
26. What is your best forgotten memory?
27. Why do we only watch TV? Don’t we have to listen to it too?
28. Why do we dust the furniture to remove dust?
29. What events can’t you remember in your life?
30. Why do buses not have seat belts?
31. How can time fly does it have wings?
32. Would we rather have global cooling instead of global warming?
33. Do airplanes fly backwards?
34. Where is the any key on a computer keyboard?
35. Why are crazy people called basket cases?
36. Why does the moon look magnified sometimes?
37. Why do cats purr?
38. How do our computers go into sleep mode?
39. When having your mind read by a psychic, are all your words spelled right?